Movie verse crack. The team uses a small, obscure chat board to check in with each other when they get separated and cell phones are too risky. It rarely goes well.
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Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:FIRST \0/ YEAH BABY YEAH
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:lonely now tho
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i am disappoint
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:do u know whatís fun? movie quotes
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i will say one, then guess what itís from
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. see this? this is my boomstick!
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i know i know!!!
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:army of drkness
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i love that one
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Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:Hi hi Faceguy!!!
embrassez-moi:Murdock - what the hell are you doing?
embrassez-moi:How you been, buddy? Thatís an eye watering color youíve chosen
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Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:hey, bossman <33333333333333
Guest: How many times do I have to tell you guys - no names, no signing in
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:iím 12 years old and what is this
embrassez-moi:Not my fault, boss, I was already signed up here forÖsomething else.
Guest: Why does that not surprise me
embrassez-moi:Plus, if we were all guests, we wouldnít be able to tell who was talking
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i can feel you all through the monitor
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:itís like i can touch you thru the keys
embrassez-moi:Thatís maybe the creepiest thing youíve ever
Guest: Where is our 4th member? I told him 1900 hours sharp
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:your argument is invalid - Morgan Freeman has cotton candy
embrassez-moi:I donít even get that reference
embrassez-moi:Oh, ok, I remember that
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
embrassez-moi:HMÖstay off 4chan, Iím begging you.
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:we are anonymous
Guest: Not anonymous enough.
Guest: You guys okay? Any problems?
embrassez-moi:All clear here
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:when are we gonna rondy-voo?
Guest: Letís get everyone here, first
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:got a song stuck in my head
embrassez-moi:Only way to get rid of it is to listen to it, right?
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i am singing it instead
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:i am bluffin with my muffin
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:iím not lyin iím just stunnin with my love glue gunnin
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:just like a chick in the casino take your bank before i pay you out
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:boss i know youíre laughing
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:youíre supposed to type LOL
Guest: Sorry. Not my style, son
Super_Captain_AWESOMEsauce:brb tired of this screen name, desu
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Guest: That boy belongs on the internet.
embrassez-moi:Sometimes I think heís responsible for most of what happens online, all by himself.
Guest: Where the hell is
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DaNgEr_RaNgEr has entered /chat/topic266993/
Guest: Never mind. Good timing.
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:oh hey, mudsucka! i missed you sooooooooooooooo much
Noflyzone:Only been two days, fool
Noflyzone:Sorry Iím late, fellas. Crowded @ the library
Noflyzone:Had to boot some moron lookin at porn
embrassez-moi:And when you say boot, I have a feelingÖ
Noflyzone:Dumbass met my boot real hard
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:what kind of porn
embrassez-moi:No, donít ask!
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:was it like Casa Erotica, Busty Asian Beauties, what
Noflyzone:Fool, what is wrong with you
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:how much time you got, big guy? thereís an official list
Guest: If you kids are through messing around, weíve got business, here
Guest: Be sure any heat is off your backs, then meet up at location 6 tomorrow at 0700.
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:ok, but can we rename it area 51?
Guest: We already have a system, HM.
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:iím happy for you, boss, and imma let you finish, but beyonceí had the best system of all time
Noflyzone:Shut up, fool!
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:itís just that i already accidentally the whole thing
Guest: What am I missing, here?
embrassez-moi:Nothing. Seriously, boss, donít get into thisÖsave yourself
Noflyzone:??? Accidentally what?
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:the whole thing
Noflyzone:You accidentally did what?
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:you should have seen it, i mean, it was the WHOLE THING
Noflyzone:THE WHOLE THING WHAT
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:THATS WHAT IM SAYING
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
Noflyzone:The whole WHAT?
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:the whole THING. it was OVER 9000
Noflyzone:Iím asking you one more time, fool
Noflyzone:And then Iím going to KILL YOU for this bullshit
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:it was an accident, but
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:it was still the whole thing
Noflyzone:Are we done here? Because the fool is done when I see him
Guest: All this for about two lines of actual instructionsÖyes, that was all.
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:but you still like mudkipz, right, mudsucka?
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DaNgEr_RaNgEr:play him off, keyboard cat.
Guest: Iím getting tired of being the only adult in these things.
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:no worries, boss. next time you act crazy and iíll be the adult
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:weíll take turns
embrassez-moi:Heís not going to cool down before he sees you, HM
embrassez-moi:Youíd better have a peace offering.
Guest: And a quick means of escape. Good luck.
Guest: You two stay out of trouble until then. Understood?
Guest: It better be with your hand. Goodnight, boys
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embrassez-moi:Well, see you tomorrow, HM.
embrassez-moi:You *do* remember where loc 6 is, right?
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:of course! i was just foolin
embrassez-moi:Yeah, I figured.
embrassez-moi:Goodnight, you lunatic
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:i resemble that remark
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DaNgEr_RaNgEr:testing, testingÖany lurkers?
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:where the right blue hell is location 6, again? shit
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:not supposed to write these things down
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:i wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be HEY
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:a little gam-b-lin is fun when youre with me
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:and baby when itís love if its not rough it isnít fun
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:i love you guys
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:did i not say that while anyone was here?
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:i will say it tomorrow maybe 6 times to make up for it
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:location 6...i need you
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:Jesus Christ itís a lion get in the car!!!1!
DaNgEr_RaNgEr:no wait, it's just Candlejack. CANDLEJACK? OH SHI
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