SamIAm has returned from Away
SamIAm's AIM warning level: 0%
Imp67: hey wow is this ~sam~?
Imp67: i heard you could maybe help me with a paper thats coming up
SamIAm: Who is this?
Imp67: im in one of your classez
SamIAm: Which one?
Imp67: the one where the really hot professor is teaching, u know
SamIAm: I need a little more than that...
Imp67: the one about law and stuff
SamIAm: Okay, which frat boy is this? Because I'm not interested in wasting my time while you guys screw around
Imp67: no, i'm one of the girls who always sits in the second row and we stare at you a lot
Imp67: u r sooooo hot sam
SamIAm: Okay, well...thanks, I guess? Look, I really can't spare any time to help anyone right now, sorry
Imp67: is this sam
Imp67: sam winchester who is soooooo hot
SamIAm: Whoever this is, I'm really busy right now. If you have something to say...
Imp67: i heard you can suck whole watermelons through a garden hose
SamIAm: HEY. WTF?
Imp67: And you're so badass when you're at a loss for words, Sammy
SamIAm: GODDAMNIT DEAN
Imp67: It takes you so long every time, Sammy
SamIAm: You ass, what the hell are you doing?
Imp67: I'm IM'ing you, moron.
SamIAm: Is everything okay?
Imp67: Um, yeah, I'm gonna fuck around with you for 10 minutes when there's an emergency
SamIAm: Actually, yeah
Imp67: Okay, yeah, I would
SamIAm: What is this, your 80th screen name?
Imp67: You blocked all the others
SamIAm: I wonder why
Imp67: drama queen
SamIAm: I say asshole, so you say dick automatically like you think they go together
Imp67: Are you taking psych classes again? Because I fucking hate it when you try and call me gay
SamIAm: I didn't. Does that automatically pop into your head for a reason, Dean?
Imp67: Just shut up. Speaking of popping heads, that's what I'll do the next time I see you.
SamIAm: How is dad?
Imp67: Oh, now you're *polite*. Aw, wittle small talk.
SamIAm: Okay, whatever Dean. I have to go back to studying
SamIAm: Go away, Dean.
Imp67: Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
SamIAm: Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant
Imp67: Aw, you remember!
SamIAm: This is really fun, but I seriously have to go
SamIAm's warning level: 80%
Imp67: Dude, don't raise the warning level! I love this screen name
SamIAm: Yeah, one of these days you're actually gonna attempt a conversation like decent, polite people do. Jackass
Imp67: What for?
Imp67: Dude, this is how you act when I'm a good guy and check in?
SamIAm: 'Dude', because THIS is how you choose to check in.
SamIAm: Learn to type
Imp67: Typo demon. Not my fault COLLEGE BOY WHO TYPES PERFECTLY
Imp67: GREEN EGGS AND SAM
Imp67: SAMMA LAMMA DING DONG
Imp67: Come on, Sam
SamIAm: Goodnight, Dean
SamIAm: Be careful...whatever it is you're doing.
SamIAm: As in, more than usual. Stay safe.
Imp67: Yeah, don't worry, Sammy. I still have like 8 ½ lives.
SamIAm: NO, DEAN
Imp67: HAHA BUGBEAR, I'm going to mass-email Stanford with your nickname, and
SamIAm's warning level: 100%
SamIAm is Away
SamIAm's Away Message: I'll be back soon. If this is in regards to 11283, pls keep me posted.
Imp67: I really miss you, Sam
Imp67: Oh, shit, did that go through? There's no 'recall' on this fucking thing, is there
Imp67: no, I guess not
Imp67: It's not like you'll see it anyway, it's bouncing
Imp67: You'd be so pissed off if you knew I was right across the street
Imp67: You got even taller, that's not fair
Imp67: I'm talking to myself and I'm not even drunk
Imp67: Goodnight, Sammy
Imp67 has signed off
Note: the Latin loosely translates to "when did the assholes make you their king?" and "may barbarians invade your personal space".