I succumbed to something I saw over on the Lord Of The Rings list at fanfiction.net. I can see this actually happening.

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[MAGICfingers has entered the JourneyChat]

MAGICfingers: where the hell is everybody????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGICfingers: HeLLo???????!!!!! You dumb fukers, i told u 9

[fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH has entered the JourneyChat]

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: hi neil

MAGICfingers: ross. its N

MAGICfingers: E

MAGICfingers: A

MAGICfingers: L

MAGICfingers: N - E - A - L

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: i know

MAGICfingers: ok

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MAGICfingers: hi Jon

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: Yo Jon-Jon. What's with the screen name?

IamNOTaTransvestite: It's going around the boards again that I cross dress

MAGICfingers: But u do

IamNOTaTransvestite: SHUT UP NEAL!

MAGICfingers: There was that time i came over to water the plants and feed the dogs and you were not suposed to b home and

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fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: shit. Why'd you do that??? Neal...

MAGICfingers: he'll be back

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: you know he can't take it, why do you keep hassling him? You miss Perry, don't you.

MAGICfingers: dont start with me ross U ASHOLE

[Coney_Island_Cowboy has entered the JourneyChat]

MAGICfingers: hi Steve

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: Hi Stevie-A!

Coney_Island_Cowboy: HI GUYS! How is everybody tonight?

MAGICfingers: fine, waiting on everybody

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: we need to talk about stuff.

Coney_Island_Cowboy: I know...this whole Sony thing, and the next tour

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Where's Jon and Deen?

MAGICfingers: jon will be back

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: he's putting Liz's underwear back where it goes

MAGICfingers: hehehehehehehehehe

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Is this another inside joke?

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: yeah, don't worry about it

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*~THUNDERGOD~*: HEY HEY GUYS! WHAT'S GOIN ON?

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Yo Dean-o!!

MAGICfingers: hey, man

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: Deen, Deen, the human drum machine

*~THUNDERGOD~*: WHERE'S JON?

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: he had some laundry

MAGICfingers: he is wearing some laundry

MAGICfingers: hehehehehehehe

*~THUNDERGOD~*: OK, SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

*~THUNDERGOD~*: I LOVE YOU GUYS! DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GUYS?

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: yeah Deen, we love you too

[ConscientiousObjector has entered the JourneyChat]

MAGICfingers: this has got to be jon...again

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: hi Jon

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Hi Jon!

*~THUNDERGOD~*: JON! HOW'S IT HANGING, JON?

ConscientiousObjector: Are we getting to business, here? Is everybody here?

MAGICfingers: ...actualy...basically...you know

ConscientiousObjector: We need to decide about having a label or not. We can make up our own, or just sell our CD's from the site

MAGICfingers: ok

ConscientiousObjector: Ok what?

MAGICfingers: whatever

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: I think we should have a lable

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: I mean label

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: Our own label

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: hello? Are you guys still there?

Coney_Island_Cowboy: I'm here....I was watching the Olympics

MAGICfingers: FUCKIN FRENCH JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ConscientiousObjector: I know...this is such bullshit

MAGICfingers: basically!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ConscientiousObjector: how did this happen? Somebody tell me

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MAGICfingers: OH MY GOD

MAGICfingers: its a fangirl

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: Lanie, you are not allowed in here!

ConscientiousObjector: No fans allowed, honey

Beaky_peartree: who the hell is Lanie?

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: don't try and pretend...we know who you are.

Beaky_peartree: JOn, I thought Lanie was the name ofone of your dogs. Did you teach them to type?

MAGICfingers: oh shit

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Hi Steve!!

Beaky_peartree: Hi Steve

MAGICfingers: Perry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We told u to stay the FUCK out of here

Beaky_peartree: But everytime you guys block me I just sign up with another name

Beaky_peartree: you never learn, NEIL

Beaky_peartree: KNEEL

Beaky_peartree: PNEEL

Beaky_peartree: NEEL

MAGICfingers: GET OUT OF HERE pERRY!

Beaky_peartree: Bye Aug, see you. And Neal, I still have your underwear

Beaky_peartree: Jon, I still have those pics of that one time on the tourbus....you, a tu-tu, and some fishnet stockings and I am going to put them on my site

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MAGICfingers: that asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGICfingers: ASSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: he's gone, Neal

ConscientiousObjector: I dont know why you let him piss you off so much....that's so heavy

Coney_Island_Cowboy: He's not so bad

MAGICfingers: you dont know

MAGICfingers: you didnt have to live w/him

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: huh? Live with?

MAGICfingers: um.....i mean....you know

ConscientiousObjector: we know, Neal. We know

MAGICfingers: SHUT UP

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: where did Deen go?

Coney_Island_Cowboy: I think he's watching porn

MAGICfingers: haha AUg

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Deen, are you watching porn?

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Deen

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Deen we're ordering pizza

*~THUNDERGOD~*: HEY ARE WE DONE?

ConscientiousObjector: We didn't really start yet, Deen

ConscientiousObjector: Let's vote. All in favor of starting our own label so we can release our own stuff and sign new bands, say aye

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: aye

*~THUNDERGOD~*: AYE AYE, CAP'N

Coney_Island_Cowboy: Aye. Madonna did it. We can too

MAGICfingers: perry is an asshole

ConscientiousObjector: stay with us, Neal

MAGICfingers: we'll name the new label PERRY IS AN ASSHOLE

ConscientiousObjector: I'll take that as a yes

ConscientiousObjector: All in favor of just selling CD's off the current site, say 'I have no ambition'

MAGICfingers: cant we do both

ConscientiousObjector: yes

MAGICfingers: ia m going to take my g string and suffocate perry in his sleep

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: ROTFL, Neal

*~THUNDERGOD~*: HAHA NEAL IN A _G _STRING!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Coney_Island_Cowboy: I'm not sure about the mental image I'm getting

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: Neal, is the G string still ON while you're suffocating him? LOL

ConscientiousObjector: Yeah, Neal, is it?

MAGICfingers: I MEANT the G string FRM MY GITAR U ASSSSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coney_Island_Cowboy: I think I should maybe wash my eyes out now

ConscientiousObjector: Neal's Freudian slip is showing

MAGICfingers: ASSHOLES!

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Coney_Island_Cowboy: Aw.

ConscientiousObjector: He'll forget all about it by tomorrow

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: bye Neal

fRuMiOuSbAnDeRsNaTcH: guess that's it...I gotta go, too. Bye guys

Coney_Island_Cowboy: bye Ross....see ya buddy

ConscientiousObjector: bye, see you

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ConscientiousObjector: at least we got something done. Hey Aug, you wanna help me set up the new label?

Coney_Island_Cowboy: You know it!

ConscientiousObjector: Ok I'll call you

Coney_Island_Cowboy: OK!

ConscientiousObjector: Bye!

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*~THUNDERGOD~*: HAHA NEAL ARE YOU WEARING YOUR G STRING?

*~THUNDERGOD~*: HELLO? GUYS?

*~THUNDERGOD~*: HAHAHAHAHAHA

*~THUNDERGOD~*: I AM TALKING TO MYSELF

*~THUNDERGOD~*: BYE

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