All tales here are (c) whoever will admit to writing them. Please don't print, reproduce, or write your own version of anything in whole or part prior to emailing the nut who runs this site and asking. Some of this stuff is here for critiquing purposes, in the guise of material that could be rewritten and submitted for publication. Stop laughing! The point is, here's a blanket (c). No harm or harassment toward anyone (and least of all Journey) is intended; it's all entertainment. Or at least a diversion. The guys make great character molds, that's all. Nothing here is sanctioned by any member of Journey, past or present, or anyone associated with them, and their names are being used without their permission. Anything beyond superficial resemblance is unintentional and probably the result of too much caffeine. No money is made from this venture, none of the content comes from any kind of inside knowledge, I know nothing and have nothing so don't bother suing me.
RATINGS: I'm mostly going by the American film rating system here, since it's in my face most of the time.
G: General audiences. Kid friendly stuff.
PG: Parental guidance suggested; mild language and the occasional innuendo
R: Strong language, most likely violence and/or sexual situations. No one under 17 (although I'm pretty sure you can handle it. Heh.).
NC-17: All of the above, + adult themes including graphic erotica. On this site, that generally means Steve and Neal are boffing each other in a cave. A CAVE.
L: Language. By that, I usually mean cursing. And plenty of it.
V: Violence. This ranges from bitch-slapping to shooting to being decimated by a bus.
SS: Sexual situations. This includes serious kissing and naughty discussions right on up to
Steve's ankles on Neal's shoulders other stuff including birds and bees.
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